yup.

becausebirds:

dinosaursandotherstuff:

oh my god

pew pew

ineptshieldmaid:

janimoon:

whitmerule:

Ever needed to hear about mad dad birds with enormous feet? Try THESE on for size:

What’s that you say? These are clearly the feet of a dinosaur, not a bird? WHY NOT BOTH?

This is Australia’s very own dinosaur, the second-largest bird in the world, the emu. Say hi!

They roam around Australia making ‘wonk-wonk’ noises under their breath and glaring at everything. And the dads take care of the babies! They sit on the eggs…

They look after the tiny stripey adorable things….

They look after the less tiny less adorable things…

And they even look after the great big menacing things that are almost as big as they are.

But here’s the catch. All emus look pretty much alike. Especially when you are a tiny stripey adorable thing. All you can see of your dad is is great big dinosaur feet (see picture #1). So there is one very unrealistic thing about all the adorable terrifying dinosaur family photos above:

I have never seen an emu family in the wild where all the babies are the same size.

Here is the reason!

Emu dad and his emu babies are roaming about wonking and glaring at everyone. Suddenly emu dad sees another emu dad! A threat!

Emu dads do some display threats with dancing and bouncing and fluffing and… look, it’s very serious business, okay?

If this does not work to see off one emu they might progress to actual fighting.

Oops, sorry, you wanted the dignified version. Here, have some ART:

MAGNIFICENT.

Either way, this encounter will end up with one or both adult emus zooming away as fast as he can run. This is very fast.

This is the other thing they do besides wonking and glaring, by the way. They run. Fear the running emu.

Anyway, this leaves all the tiny and medium-sized and semi-large stripey things milling around making confused tiny “cheep? wonk?” noises and basically just following whichever pair of large feet they can find.

HI DAD

And so mostly when you see a male emu with a gaggle of youngsters at heel, they are all different sizes. Who knows whose they are? Not him! But he’s going to look after them anyway.

Fear him.

@croatoan-the-line @usshawkass @the-mongoose-cannon @sabre070 @jaysonblaze

*evo-psych voice* and this, you see, is why men are particularly suited to nursing and childcare work. As we see in the wild, for instance with emus, paternal instincts run deep and often over-ride blood ties and competitive instinct!

Christian Group Admits To Sending Men Into Women’s Bathrooms To Scare You Into Hating Trans People ➔

This is truly disturbing.

bitterbitchclubpresident:

highlitemami:

spike-aint-shit:

screengeniuz:

stayingwoke:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

rosezeee:

How the fuck will that make you hate trans people? They should hate those cis men and that Christian group.

SMH

Shame

SMDH

Pointless

This is what happens when you mix bigotry and organized religion. Of all the things to push from your faith and you choose this?

gross

(Source: saywhat-politics)

find out your 2007 emo forum username

genderhuman:

memeufacturing:

your birth date
1-10: XxX
11-20: xXx
21-23: ^_^
24-28: ***
29-31: !!!

your birth month
jan: em0-
feb: w3ntz-
mar: hawt-
apr: revenge-
may: damaged-
jun: kitteh-
jul: rawr-
aug: 1337-
sept: scene-
oct: l0nely-
nov: br0ken-
dec: shad0w-

first letter of first name
a-d: kitteh
e-g: w0lf
h-k: mcrmy
l-n: urie
o-p: way
q-s: out-boy
t-v: rawr
w-x: leto
y: chemical-r0mance
z: luvver

then apply ur birth date again

@thebuttmobile

• me: i want to be able to live in society and be safe and actually have rights
• person: oh so you want special treatment?
• me: well, i mean, i just wanted to be treated like a regular fucking person but i'll take the special treatment if you're offering

confide–nemini:

I’ve read the argument that it “doesn’t matter” that bi organizations get little to no funding because the money given to gay & lesbian organizations will “trickle down” to help bi people and uh, thanks gay Ronald Reagan but your shitty opinion on this isn’t fucking needed while our community is suffering right now.

Re: Monosexual and allosexual

wetwareproblem:

The only argument I see consistently raised here that isn’t blatantly lying is “It groups us with our oppressors!” This overwhelmingly comes from cis LG folks.

Let’s take that argument at face value: Okay, nobody should ever have to be grouped with their oppressors. Does this mean that you’ll be decamping from a movement founded by trans women and built by bi women?

Or did you mean that only you should be exempt from this grouping?

flash-thunder:

Women make up 45% of the gaming community and 0% of the protagonists of the 25 biggest games of the year.

“Yes, but that’s still a minority! If more women played video games, there would be more reason to have female protagonists!”

Men make up 35% of the cinema audience and 84% of the protagonists of the 25 biggest movies of the year.

thingsthatverbme:

If you think you’ve never met a queer/trans person, maybe you should examine why no one feels safe telling you.

norwayspruce:

mrbulian:

honestly the most annoying thing about this website is that unless you write out every single detail about your personal life everyone just likes to assume that u live a happy, pleasant, worry-free life without struggling with anything that could possibly hold you back and it’s like??? i’m not about to list everything about my mental health in extensive detail or provide y’all with medical history but it costs zero dollars to mind your own business and not assume someone’s a-okay just because it’s not listed in their fucking tumblr description

Someone told me I didn’t have cancer cause I didn’t post about it enough

(Source: yghateblog)